His whole life he swore that he would never mate,
But then his friends Rajesh and Howard blackmailed him into a date
This thing with Amy grew
They texted, Skyped, researched a “hoo!”
He bought some cats, she dated Stu
He asked her out
HE BOLDLY HELD HER HAND
Kiss, cuddle, sexy memes
Unravel happy dandruff dreams
It all started with a dirty sock
Like much of my best work, inspired by WeBuiltThePyramids:
Try singing this to the tune of the show’s theme song and you got yourself one helluva BANG!
Why is this funny? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS TRUE!